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Let%u2019s grab a cab to the United States - U.S. News - MSNBC.com

If you're capable of converting a car into a boat, you should be able to come to the United States. Somewhere in the archives is the story of a man who converted a 1951 Chevy truck into a boat to get here from Cuba. These dudes converted a taxi into a boat to get here from Cuba. Both groups were sent back from whence they came. That's just wrong. If you can convert a car into a boat, we should have a place for you.