Slashdot | Weird Presents Anyone?: "I got (Score:4, Funny)
by Sarojin (446404) on Thursday December 25, @02:46PM (#7809229)
( Last Journal: Saturday December 06, @10:48PM )
a dildo for Christmas. From my elderly neighbor! I'm a male!
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Re:I got (Score:4, Funny)
by solefald (314751) on Thursday December 25, @04:31PM (#7809732)
perhaps he wants you to go and fuck yourself? ;) "
Friday, December 19, 2003
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Japan grows its own hip-hop
It's just like American hiphop but with fewer breakdowns.
It's just like American hiphop but with fewer breakdowns.
Monday, December 15, 2003
A Bit of classic Holiday Cheer in the form of a...
Christmas Wish from Steve Martin
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.
Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!
So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies!
Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
Christmas Wish from Steve Martin
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.
Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!
So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies!
Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
If Dennis Miller ever ran for political office, I'd give him a pass on everything he ever said as stand-up comedian or talk show host/guest, but I could never forgive him for Bordello of Blood.
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Saturday, December 13, 2003
Monday, December 08, 2003
U.S. Gone 'Off a Cliff' In Iraq, Gingrich Says (washingtonpost.com)
Interesting. Dissent (or as Ed Gillespie likes to call it "political hate speech") from one Republican directed at another.
Interesting. Dissent (or as Ed Gillespie likes to call it "political hate speech") from one Republican directed at another.
Friday, December 05, 2003
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
ajc.com | Opinion | Miller grows more like Maddox every day
An open letter to Georgia's Democratic (not really) Senator Zel Miller.
An open letter to Georgia's Democratic (not really) Senator Zel Miller.
CorpWatch.org - Issues - Military Industrial Complex - Articles - Bechtel Fails Reconstruction of Iraq's Schools
Nice to see real reporting coming out of Iraq.
Nice to see real reporting coming out of Iraq.
Op-Ed Contributor: Telling the Truth, Facing the Whip
Commentary on the present situation in Saudi Arabia from a former reformed terrorist.
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Commentary on the present situation in Saudi Arabia from a former reformed terrorist.
edit: Oops free registration required
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
News From KOREAN CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY of DPRK: "Meeting against Evil Laws Held in S. Korea
Pyongyang, December 1 (KCNA) -- A meeting was reportedly held in Youido, Seoul on Nov. 27 to 'pass the death sentence on the law on combating terrorism and the law on rally and demonstration,' with at least 70 civic organizations including the National People's Solidarity participating. The declaration read at the meeting denounced the scheme of the 'government' to enact 'a law on combating terrorism' designed to enhance the power of the 'Intelligence Service' and retrogressively revise 'the law on rally and demonstration.'
This is an act to turn back the wheel of history and go back to the days of military dictatorship, it noted.
What must be quickly checked and controlled are the excessive power of the intelligence machine and violence of the police, it said, and added:
The 'government' deserves sharp denunciation for its scheme to frame up evil laws in a bid to suppress people with power and strength, remaining deaf to the demand of the people.
Declaring the evil laws death, we people would fight to the bitter end for human rights and democracy, the declaration said.
Earlier, the organizations held an urgent forum on the theme 'Revision of the law on rally and demonstration and crisis of democracy' to discuss a program of action to prevent the passage of the bill on its revision at the 'national assembly'. "
Just wanted to keep you up to date on the latest from Pyongyang.
Pyongyang, December 1 (KCNA) -- A meeting was reportedly held in Youido, Seoul on Nov. 27 to 'pass the death sentence on the law on combating terrorism and the law on rally and demonstration,' with at least 70 civic organizations including the National People's Solidarity participating. The declaration read at the meeting denounced the scheme of the 'government' to enact 'a law on combating terrorism' designed to enhance the power of the 'Intelligence Service' and retrogressively revise 'the law on rally and demonstration.'
This is an act to turn back the wheel of history and go back to the days of military dictatorship, it noted.
What must be quickly checked and controlled are the excessive power of the intelligence machine and violence of the police, it said, and added:
The 'government' deserves sharp denunciation for its scheme to frame up evil laws in a bid to suppress people with power and strength, remaining deaf to the demand of the people.
Declaring the evil laws death, we people would fight to the bitter end for human rights and democracy, the declaration said.
Earlier, the organizations held an urgent forum on the theme 'Revision of the law on rally and demonstration and crisis of democracy' to discuss a program of action to prevent the passage of the bill on its revision at the 'national assembly'. "
Just wanted to keep you up to date on the latest from Pyongyang.
Kim Jong Il (the illmatic)'s Journal
IM chats with everyone's favorite dictator License2KimJongill. Good stuff.
IM chats with everyone's favorite dictator License2KimJongill. Good stuff.
ZDNet UK - News - North Korea launches 'secure' email: "It remains illegal for any South Koreans to email their northern neighbors without government permission. "
Fighting censorship and oppression with... well, censorship and oppression. Interesting.
Fighting censorship and oppression with... well, censorship and oppression. Interesting.
Monday, December 01, 2003
Yahoo! News - Rumsfeld Ramble Wins 'Foot in Mouth' Award
The Poetry of Rumsfeld wins an award (albeit the "Foot in Mouth" award).
The Poetry of Rumsfeld wins an award (albeit the "Foot in Mouth" award).
Slyck News - GAO Report: P2P Legitimate
Ah the Government Accounting Office... all politicians whipping child -- an objective government agency.
Ah the Government Accounting Office... all politicians whipping child -- an objective government agency.
Is it me, or is Dubya starting to looklike a Dr. Suess drawn caricature of himself.
Photo grabbed from Drudge of all places. This is the best that he can find?
Photo grabbed from Drudge of all places. This is the best that he can find?
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