It's Burberry!

Google Search: Burberry plaid

For months I have been trying to think of the name of a common plaid design. It's burberry.

That's not a baby, man.

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.co.uk

3.5 years in Zimbabwean pound me in the ass prison for a man competing as a woman in track and field events.

On DRM

Slashdot | Toshiba HD-DVD Player Planned to Enforce HDMI:

"'If you try to grill steaks on any grill other than our own, it instantly turns into hamburger!'

'And I would buy this why?'

'Well, since I'm in marketing, I'm assuming it's because people are stupid!'

'Well, if I were surrounded by that much stupidity, I'd think people were stupid too.'"

--Nova Express /. user (100383)

Man-Dog on keeping women barefoot and pregnant (and out of college)

CapitolBuzz: Santorum Book Excerpts

I said that?

"Might I suggest a nice retirement to Aruba. I hear disappearing acts are big down there right now."
--Me to a forum poster named doughennig

Fargus has fun on the Interstate

Fargus runs into a sore winner.