Tuesday, August 16, 2005

10.8 Million???

Newsday.com: Report: Crowe reaches phone-hurling settlement

Remember when Russell Crowe threw a phone at that hotel clerk a while back? "Sources" say he's dropping 10.8 Million on the problem to make it go away.

Russell -- next time you need to throw a phone at somebody I'm available for 1% of that amount... a mere 108K to bounce a phone off my noggin. I'll knock it down to 50K if you say, "May I trouble you for the salt?" afterward.

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