Ahnuld for President: A Timeline

12/1/04: Arnold publicly voices support for a Constitutional amendment that allows foreign born citizens who have lived in the USA for at least 30 years and been citizens for 14 years to run for President.

4/06: 22 states pass the amendment in a campaign that vilifies opponents of the amendment as racist xenophobes

11/06: 17 more pass it making it valid

5/07/7: Dick Cheney resigns due to "health trouble" and the fact that he doesn't have snowballs chance in hell of getting the nomination.

5/9/7: GWB appoints Ahnuld as his VP nominee

5/11/7: GOP controlled Senate approves

6/1/7: Ahnuld declares for president.

10/14/07: Haliburtongate causes GWB to abandon his scandal ridden second term and resign.

10/15/07: Ahnuld sworn in. Appoints Bill Gates as vice president.

10/17/07 Pardons GWB.

Easy-peasy, and it wouldn't be the first time.