Best take I've seen on Thompson's "suicide"

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"HUNTER THOMPSON IS NOT DEAD.

Don't believe their filthy lies. Giblets saw the Good Doctor with his own two eyes just a few hours ago, heading north in the White Whale. He said he was headed up to heaven to shoot God. 'The great bastard's in season and it's long overdue,' the Godfather of Gonzo said as he dusted off his elephant gun. 'I have full reason to believe they will award me both the head and the tail. Expect me back by the apocalypse.' Good hunting, Doctor Thompson. You'll be missed.