Eric Idle's Greedy Bastard Tour: I'm going Christmas shopping today. I can't think what to buy Nicole Kidman. Or for that matter Halle Berry. And what do I get Cameron Diaz? Panties again? I always get Hugh Grant panties, he's easy to please, and I'm getting Russell Crowe a tool kit with his name on it. Mel Gibson, well a copy of The Life of Brian, natch. Can you believe he's made the same story and missed all the jokes?

From Eric Idle's blog... Laugh. It's funny.